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When someone says Tumblr sucks.

That walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says “no.”

On the last day of school:

I check in showers for murderers but I don’t know what I’d do if I found one

I love my abs so much that I keep a layer of fat to protect them.

I saw that! You DO have gum!

“Ok class, turn to page 69”

When your best friend is making a presentation at school

When your friends start mentioning stupid shit you did infront of your parents

When your parents wake you up in the morning…